Whose Father Was Stronger? | 谁的父亲更强壮?

English Original

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"


中文翻译

威尔和比尔正在争论谁的父亲更强壮。威尔说:“嗯,你知道太平洋吗?我父亲就是那个为它挖坑的人。”

比尔不为所动,说道:“嗯,那没什么。你知道死海吗?我父亲就是那个杀死它的人!”

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