A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

English Original

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother. "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"


中文翻译

一位女士和她的小女儿正在祭扫小女孩祖母的坟墓。在穿过墓地返回车上的路上,小女孩问道:“妈妈,他们会把两个人埋在同一座坟墓里吗?”

“当然不会,亲爱的,”母亲回答。“你为什么这么想呢?”

“后面的那块墓碑上写着:‘这里长眠着一位律师和一位诚实的人。’”

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