Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to the conductor, "I want a ticket for Springfield."
"Which Springfield?" asked the conductor, "Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois?"
"Well, which is the cheapest?" asked the traveler.
从前，一位旅行家想乘火车去斯普林菲尔德。他走到一个售票窗口，对售票员说：“我要一张去斯普林菲尔德的车票。”
“哪个斯普林菲尔德？”售票员问道，“是马萨诸塞州的、俄亥俄州的、密苏里州的，还是伊利诺伊州的？”
“哦，哪个最便宜呢？”旅行家问道。
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