Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试

English Original

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.

  1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F
  2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F
  3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F
  4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. T F
  5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. T F
  6. A G-string is part of a violin. T F
  7. Semen is another word for "sailor". T F
  8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". T F
  9. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F
  10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. T F
  11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. T F
  12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. T F
  13. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F
  14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". T F
  15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F
  16. A condom is an apartment complex. T F
  17. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir in church. T F
  18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. T F
  19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. T F
  20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. T F
  21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. T F
  22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. T F
  23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. T F
  24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. T F
  25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve". T F
  26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. T F
  27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. T F

中文翻译

仔细阅读每个问题。然后,选择你认为最正确的答案(对或错),并在相应的 T 或 F 上画圈。

  1. 阴蒂是一种花。 T F
  2. 阴毛是一种野兔。 T F
  3. "Spread Eagle"(劈腿)是一种已灭绝的鸟。 T F
  4. 阴道(Vagina)是描述心脏问题的医学术语。 T F
  5. 月经周期(Menstrual cycle)有三个轮子。 T F
  6. G弦(G-string)是小提琴的一部分。 T F
  7. 精液(Semen)是"水手"的另一种说法。 T F
  8. 肛门(Anus)是拉丁语中"每年"的意思。 T F
  9. 睾丸(Testicles)可以在章鱼身上找到。 T F
  10. 沥青(Asphalt)描述的是直肠问题。 T F
  11. 手淫(Masturbate)是用来捕捉大鱼的。 T F
  12. 高洁丝(KOTEX)是德克萨斯州布莱恩市的一个广播电台。 T F
  13. 性交(Coitus)是一种乐器。 T F
  14. 胎儿(Fetus)是电视剧《荒野镖客》中的一个角色。 T F
  15. 脐带(Umbilical cord)是降落伞的一部分。 T F
  16. 避孕套(Condom)是一个公寓小区。 T F
  17. 生物体(Organism)是在教堂里为唱诗班伴奏的人。 T F
  18. 隔膜(Diaphragm)是几何学中的一种图形。 T F
  19. 假阳具(Dildo)是一种甜腌黄瓜。 T F
  20. 勃起(Erection)是日本人投票选举新政府官员的时候。 T F
  21. 女同性恋者(Lesbian)是来自中东的人。 T F
  22. 鸡奸(Sodomy)是一种特殊的快速生长的草。 T F
  23. 色情作品(Pornography)是制作唱片专辑的行业。 T F
  24. 生殖器(Genitals)是非犹太血统的人。 T F
  25. 冲洗(Douche)是意大利语中"十二"的意思。 T F
  26. 灌肠剂(Enema)是与你为敌的人。 T F
  27. 卵巢(Ovaries)是一道加了奶酪的法式鸡蛋菜肴。 T F
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