English Original
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. One turned to the other and said:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim replied, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
中文翻译
两位来自养老院的年长绅士正坐在树下的长椅上。其中一位转向另一位说道：
“斯利姆，我现在83岁了，浑身都是疼痛。我知道你和我年纪差不多。你感觉怎么样？”
斯利姆回答说：“我感觉就像个新生儿。”
“真的吗！？像个新生儿！？”
“是的。没头发，没牙齿，而且我想我刚刚尿裤子了。”