There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find any hairs on his jacket, she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上，丈夫回家后，她没有在他的外套上找到任何头发，于是对他大叫：“好啊，你现在居然和一个秃头女人一起骗我！”
第二天晚上，她没有闻到任何香水味，便再次大叫：“她不仅是个秃头，还穷酸得连香水都买不起！”
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