English Original
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
中文翻译
老师：如果莎士比亚今天还活着，他会是一位伟人吗？
学生：当然。他肯定是一位伟人，因为迄今为止，还没有人能活到400多岁。
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