English Original
A man and a woman are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After crawling out, the woman says, "So you're a man, and I'm a woman. Look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely!"
"This is another miracle," the woman continues. "My car is destroyed, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely, we should drink it and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands him the bottle. The man nods, opens it, drinks half, and hands it back. The woman takes it, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
中文翻译
一名男子和一名女子遭遇了一场车祸。他们的车都完全损毁了，但令人惊讶的是，两人都没有受伤。
从车里爬出来后，女子说道：“你是男人，我是女人。看看我们的车！什么都没剩下，但我们却没事。这一定是个征兆，意味着我们应该相遇并成为朋友。”
受宠若惊的男子回答道：“哦，是的，我完全同意！”
“这是另一个奇迹，”女子继续说道。“我的车毁了，但这瓶酒却没碎。我们当然应该喝了它，庆祝我们的好运。”
她把酒瓶递给他。男子点点头，打开瓶子，喝了一半，然后递了回去。女子接过酒瓶，立刻重新盖上瓶盖，又递回给男子。
男子问道：“你不喝点吗？”
女子回答：“不喝。我想我还是等警察来吧……”