English Original
A woman approached a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," said the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
中文翻译
一位女士走向一位坐在门廊摇椅上、身材瘦小的老人。
“我忍不住注意到你看起来多么幸福，”她说。“你幸福长寿的秘诀是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食物，而且从来、从来都不锻炼。”
“哇，真不可思议，”女士说。“您今年高寿？”
“二十六岁。”