English Original
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had successfully captured one called to ask whether raccoons mate for life. He said his daughter was worried they might have separated a monogamous couple.
"I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."
中文翻译
我在州鱼类和野生动物部门的部分工作是向居民出借设备，用于诱捕和迁移浣熊。一位成功捕获了一只浣熊的男士打来电话，询问浣熊是否终生为伴。他说他的女儿担心他们可能拆散了一对一夫一妻的伴侣。
"我不知道她为什么这么担心，"他补充道，"她自己都结了三次婚了。"