English Original
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son announce:
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train 'cause we're going down the tracks!"
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out and resumed playing with his train. Soon, the train stopped again, and the mother heard him say:
"All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard him continue:
"For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added:
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO-HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."
中文翻译
一位母亲正在厨房里忙碌，听着她五岁的儿子在客厅玩他的新电动火车。她听到火车停了下来，接着听到儿子宣布：
"所有想下车的混蛋，现在赶紧给我滚下去……因为这是最后一站！所有要上车的混蛋，把你们的屁股挪进车里，我们要出发了！"
震惊的母亲走进去，对儿子说："我们家不说那种话。现在，我要你回自己的房间，在里面待上两个小时。出来以后，你可以继续玩火车，但我要你用文明的语言。"
两小时后，儿子走出卧室，继续玩他的火车。很快，火车又停了下来，母亲听到他说：
"各位乘客，请记得带好您的所有行李。我们感谢您，并希望您旅途愉快。期待您再次乘坐我们的列车。"
她听到小家伙继续说道：
"刚上车的乘客请注意，列车内禁止吸烟。我们希望您今天能与我们共度一段愉快轻松的旅程。"
就在母亲开始微笑时，孩子补充道：
"对于那些因两小时延误而恼火的乘客，请去厨房找那个泼妇……"