English Original
A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they stumbled upon a magic bottle. They rubbed it, and a genie appeared.
"I will grant each of you three wishes," the genie declared.
The bear immediately wished, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit said, "I wish for a motorcycle." Poof! A motorcycle appeared.
Next, the bear wished, "I wish all the bears in this country were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit then wished, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots at my home." Poof! It was done.
The bear thought to himself, Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on such trivial things? Oh well. Aloud, he declared his final wish: "For my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." Poof! It was done.
The rabbit grinned and said, "For MY last wish, I want this bear to be gay." Poof! Then, he hopped on his motorcycle and rode away.
中文翻译
一只熊正在森林里追逐一只兔子，他们偶然发现了一个魔法瓶。他们擦了擦瓶子，一个精灵出现了。
精灵宣布：“我将满足你们每人三个愿望。”
熊立刻许愿：“我希望这片森林里所有的熊都是雌性。”噗！愿望实现了。
兔子说：“我想要一辆摩托车。”噗！一辆摩托车出现了。
接着，熊许愿：“我希望这个国家所有的熊都是雌性。”噗！愿望实现了。
兔子随后许愿：“我希望我的家里有一辈子都吃不完的胡萝卜。”噗！愿望实现了。
熊心里想：为什么兔子要把愿望浪费在这些小事上？算了。他大声说出了最后一个愿望：“我的第三个愿望是，我希望全世界所有的熊都是雌性。”噗！愿望实现了。
兔子咧嘴一笑，说道：“我的最后一个愿望是，让这只熊变成同性恋。”噗！然后，他跳上摩托车，扬长而去。