A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years."
"Your Honor," the plaintiff's lawyer retorted, "if this case is going to be judged by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over sixty years!"
一名司机因撞伤行人而受审。他的律师辩称："法官大人，我的当事人已有超过二十五年的驾龄。"
原告律师反驳道："法官大人，如果本案要以经验来评判，请允许我提醒您，我的当事人已有超过六十年的步行经验！"
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