Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we searched everywhere for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. It read: "As long as you're asleep, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
我的同事失踪了几个小时，我们到处寻找他。老板最终发现他正酣然入梦。老板没有叫醒他，而是悄悄在他胸前放了一张纸条。上面写着：“只要你还在睡，你就还有工作。但只要你一醒来，你就会被解雇。”
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