English Original
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, he's dead."
中文翻译
两个乡下佬在树林里打猎，其中一个突然捂住胸口，倒在地上。他看起来没有了呼吸，眼睛也翻白了。
另一个人迅速掏出手机，拨打了911。他气喘吁吁地对接线员说：“我觉得巴伯死了！我该怎么办？”
接线员用平静安抚的声音说道：“别紧张，听我的指示。首先，我们得确认他是不是真的死了。”
一阵沉默之后，传来一声枪响。
那个人的声音再次出现在电话里：“好了，他死了。”