English Original
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse begins with some basic measurements.
"How much do you weigh?" the nurse asks.
"115 pounds," the woman replies.
The nurse has her step on the scale. It shows her weight is actually 140 pounds.
Next, the nurse asks, "And your height?"
"Five foot eight," the woman says.
The nurse checks and finds she measures only 5'5".
Finally, the nurse takes her blood pressure and informs her it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" the woman exclaims. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
中文翻译
一位女士去看医生做年度体检。护士从一些基本测量开始。
“您体重多少？”护士问道。
“115磅，”女士回答。
护士让她站上体重秤。结果显示她的实际体重是140磅。
接着，护士问：“那身高呢？”
“五英尺八英寸，”女士说。
护士测量后发现她只有5英尺5英寸。
最后，护士给她量了血压，并告知她血压非常高。
“血压当然高了！”女士喊道。“我进来的时候还是高挑苗条的！现在我又矮又胖！”