A man was seen fleeing down the hospital hall just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He replied, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"
"She was talking to the damn doctor!"
一位男士在手术前被看到正沿着医院走廊逃离。
有人问他：“怎么了？”
他回答道：“我听见护士说，‘这只是个简单的手术，别担心，我相信一切都会顺利的。’”
“她只是想安慰你，这有什么可怕的？”
“可她是在对那该死的医生说！”
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