Body Builder Light Bulb | 健美运动员换灯泡

English Original

Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.


中文翻译

问:需要多少位健美运动员来换一个灯泡?

答:九位。一位负责把灯泡进去,而另外八位负责举着镜子。

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