English Original
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
中文翻译
旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？
售票员：那得看你跑得多快。火车15分钟前就开走了。
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