English Original
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I've just bitten my tongue!"
中文翻译
“我们有毒吗?”小蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答道,“你为什么这么问?”
“因为我刚刚咬到了自己的舌头!”
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I've just bitten my tongue!"
“我们有毒吗?”小蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答道,“你为什么这么问?”
“因为我刚刚咬到了自己的舌头!”
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