English Original
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are competing in a breaststroke race. The starter's gun fires, and the three dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead swiftly cross the pool and exit. Twenty minutes later, the blonde finally reaches the end and gets out.
The judge announces, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde."
The blonde responds, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
中文翻译
一位棕发、一位红发和一位金发选手正在进行一场蛙泳比赛。发令枪响，三人跳入泳池。棕发和红发选手迅速游到对岸并上岸。二十分钟后，金发选手终于到达终点并爬出泳池。
裁判宣布：“金牌获得者是棕发选手，银牌是红发选手，铜牌是金发选手。”
金发选手回应道：“我不想当一个输不起的人，但我认为另外两个女孩用了胳膊。”