English Original
Dracula holds a competition to determine which bat is the finest to stand by his side. The rules are simple: the bat that drinks the most blood wins. He selects his three top bats to compete.
The first bat returns after ten minutes, her mouth full of blood. "Congratulations," says Dracula. "How did you do that?"
The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of the entire family."
"Very good," says Dracula.
The second bat returns after just five minutes, her face covered in blood. Astonished, Dracula asks, "How did you do that?"
"Do you see that tower?" the bat answers. "Behind it is a school. I went in and drank the blood of all the children."
"Impressive," Dracula replies.
Finally, the third bat returns after only three minutes, literally covered in blood from head to toe.
Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that?" he exclaims.
The bat asks, "Do you see that tower?"
"Yes," Dracula replies.
"Well," says the bat, "I didn't."
中文翻译
德古拉举办了一场竞赛，以选出能站在他身边的最佳蝙蝠。规则很简单：吸血最多的蝙蝠获胜。他挑选了三只最得力的蝙蝠参赛。
第一只蝙蝠十分钟后返回，满嘴是血。"恭喜，"德古拉说，"你是怎么做到的？"
蝙蝠回答："你看到那座塔了吗？塔后面有一栋房子。我进去吸光了那一家人的血。"
"很好，"德古拉说。
第二只蝙蝠仅五分钟后返回，满脸是血。德古拉惊讶地问："你是怎么做到的？"
"你看到那座塔了吗？"蝙蝠答道，"塔后面有一所学校。我进去喝光了所有孩子的血。"
"令人印象深刻，"德古拉回应道。
最后，第三只蝙蝠仅三分钟后返回，从头到脚都沾满了血。
德古拉目瞪口呆。"你到底是怎么做到的？"他惊呼道。
蝙蝠问："你看到那座塔了吗？"
"看到了，"德古拉回答。
"好吧，"蝙蝠说，"我没看见。"