A gracious lady was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.
一位优雅的女士正在将一本古老的家族《圣经》邮寄给住在另一个城市的兄弟。
邮局职员问道：“这里面有易碎物品吗？”
女士回答：“只有十诫。”
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