Falling Down | 他一定是在吹牛

English Original

A man was boasting about how great things were in his country. Eventually, he began describing the tall buildings.

"There's a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

"Oh, my God!" exclaimed his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

"Of course. He was without food or water for three days!"


中文翻译

一个人正在吹嘘他们国家的事物有多么了不起。最后,他开始描述起那些高楼大厦。

“有一栋楼特别高,我的朋友亚历克斯从上面掉下来,足足花了72小时!”

“哦,我的啊!”他的朋友惊呼道。“那他肯定没命了吧!”

“那当然。他可是三天三夜没吃没喝!”

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