English Original
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate."
中文翻译
三位著名的外科医生正在吹嘘自己的技术。
"有个人断了一只手，他来找我，" 第一位医生说，"如今那个人是位音乐会小提琴手。"
"这算不了什么，" 另一位说，"有个家伙两条腿都断了，他来找我。我把它们接了回去。如今，那人是位马拉松选手。"
"我比你们两个都强，" 第三位说，"一天，我遇到一起可怕的事故现场。现场什么都没剩下，只有一个马屁股和一副眼镜。如今，那人正坐在美国参议院里。"