Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
妈：孩子他爸，我觉得邻居们不太喜欢我们圣诞节给约翰尼买的新鼓。
爸：为什么这么说？
妈：他们给了他一把刀，还问他知不知道鼓里面是什么。
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