The Bar Mitzvah | 成人礼

English Original

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.

"Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey."

"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks, turn left, and keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on, and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."

"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew away.

A few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"

"Fine," said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be."

"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.

"That's my yarmulka," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."


中文翻译

两只蜜蜂相遇了。一只问另一只近况如何。

“糟透了,”第二只蜜蜂说。“天气一直非常潮湿,没有花也没有花粉,所以我酿不了蜜。”

“没问题,”第一只蜜蜂说。“往前飞五个街区,左转,然后一直飞直到你看到很多汽车。那里正在举行一场犹太成人礼,有各种各样的鲜花和新鲜水果。”

“谢谢你的建议,”第二只蜜蜂说完就飞走了。

几小时后,两只蜜蜂又相遇了。第一只蜜蜂问:“情况怎么样?”

“很好,”第二只蜜蜂说。“一切都如你所说。”

“呃,你头上那个东西是什么?”第一只蜜蜂问。

“那是我的亚莫克便帽,”第二只蜜蜂说。“我不想让他们以为我是一只黄蜂。”

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