English Original
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.
A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite.
"I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
中文翻译
一对老夫妇来到汉堡王，小心翼翼地分食一个汉堡和一份薯条。
一位卡车司机心生怜悯，提出要为老太太单独买一份餐。
“没关系，”老先生说，“我们分享一切。”
几分钟后，卡车司机注意到老太太一口都没吃。
“我真的不介意为您妻子买一份餐，”他坚持道。
“她会吃的，”老先生向他保证，“我们分享一切。”
卡车司机不信，便恳求老太太：“你为什么不吃呢？”
老太太没好气地说：“因为我在等他的假牙！”