I Wish I Were a Newspaper | 我愿是一份报纸

English Original

Wife (to her husband, who reads the newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.


中文翻译

妻子(对整天读报纸的丈夫说):我希望我是一份报纸,这样我就能整天在你手里了。

丈夫:我也希望如此,这样我就能每天换一份了。

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