Wife (to her husband, who reads the newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子（对整天读报纸的丈夫说）：我希望我是一份报纸，这样我就能整天在你手里了。
丈夫：我也希望如此，这样我就能每天换一份了。
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