English Original
Wife (to her husband, who reads the newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
中文翻译
妻子(对整天读报纸的丈夫说):我希望我是一份报纸,这样我就能整天在你手里了。
丈夫:我也希望如此,这样我就能每天换一份了。