Am I Driving? | 我在开车吗?

English Original

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, and the light was red. Again, they went right through. This time, the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing her mind. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"


中文翻译

又过了几分钟,她们来到另一个十字路口,红灯亮着。她们又一次径直闯了过去。这一次,副驾驶座上的女士几乎可以肯定刚才确实是红灯,但她开始真的担心自己是不是神志不清了。她变得紧张起来,决定要非常仔细地观察道路和下一个路口,看看究竟是怎么回事。

到了下一个路口,果然,灯绝对是红的,而她们又闯了过去。她转向另一位女士说道:“米尔德丽德!你知道我们刚刚连闯了三个红灯吗!你可能会害死我们的!”

米尔德丽德转向她,说道:“哦,我在开车吗?”

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