Something Really Cheap | 真正便宜的东西

English Original

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.


中文翻译

出差归来,蒂姆觉得该给妻子带件小礼物。

“香水怎么卖?”他问化妆品店员。店员给他看了一瓶50美元的香水。

“有点贵了。”蒂姆说。于是店员又拿出一瓶30美元的。

“还是相当贵。”蒂姆抱怨道。

店员有些不耐烦了,拿出一小瓶15美元的香水。

“我的意思是,”蒂姆说,“我想看看真正便宜的东西。”

店员递给他一面镜子。

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