Failing Grades in Sex Ed | 性教育课的不及格

English Original

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D-, and the third an F.

"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy.

"I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second.

"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"


中文翻译

三名男生从他们的女性性教育老师那里拿到了成绩。一个得了D+,第二个得了D-,第三个得了F。

第一个男孩说:“总有一天我们要为这事找她算账。”

第二个男孩附和道:“我同意。我们会抓住她……”

第三个男孩说:“对,然后我们就踢她的‘蛋蛋’!”

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