Consultation Hours | 诊疗时间

English Original

It was half past three. The doctor had just lain down for a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door, "What is it?"

"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.

"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.

"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded dog didn't know. It bit me at twenty past three."


中文翻译

下午三点半,医生刚躺下想小睡一会儿,就听到一阵响亮的敲门声。他起身问门口的人:“什么事?”

“我被狗咬了。”那人痛苦地说道。

“哦,你不知道我的诊疗时间是十二点到三点吗?”医生不悦地说。

“我知道,”那人呻吟着说,“可那只该死的狗不知道。它三点二十分咬了我。”

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