English Original
One day, a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were lying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas.
When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys, and a lamp had been knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she might be ill or that something terrible had happened to her.
He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a magazine.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day had gone.
He looked at her, bewildered, and asked, "What happened here today?"
She smiled again and answered, "You know, every day, you come home from work and ask me what I did today."
"Yes," was his reply.
She answered, "Well, today, I didn't do it!"
中文翻译
一天，一位男士下班回到家，发现家里一片狼藉。孩子们还穿着睡衣，满身是泥地躺在外面。
打开房门，他发现屋里更乱：台面上堆着盘子，地上撒着狗粮，桌子下有一只打碎的玻璃杯，后门旁还有一堆沙子。家庭娱乐室里玩具散落一地，一盏灯也被打翻了。
他迈过散落在楼梯上的玩具，上楼去找妻子。他开始担心她是不是生病了，或者发生了什么可怕的事情。
他发现妻子还穿着睡衣躺在床上，正在看一本杂志。
她抬头看到他，微笑着问他今天过得怎么样。
他困惑地看着她，问道：“今天这里发生什么事了？”
她又笑了，回答说：“你知道的，你每天下班回家都会问我今天做了什么。”
“是啊，”他答道。
她说：“嗯，今天，我什么也没做！”