The Bribe | 贿赂

English Original

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

"You gave me $15,000. And you gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

He handed it to the first lawyer. "Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits."


中文翻译

法官在议事室就座,面对着双方的律师。

"那么,"他说,"你们双方都向我行贿了。"

两位律师都坐立不安。

"你给了我15,000美元。而你给了我10,000美元。"

法官把手伸进口袋,掏出一张支票。

他把它递给第一位律师。"现在,我退还5,000美元,我们将完全根据案件本身的是非曲直来裁决此案。"

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