English Original
A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of marriage, her husband finally said, "You have to stop this. If you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out."
When nothing changed, the husband decided to take action. That night, he put some pig scraps in her pants.
The next morning, she woke up, farted, and quickly went to the bathroom. Two long hours later, she came out and stated, "Honey, you were right about me farting my guts out. But don't worry, I managed to push it all back inside."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎婚姻幸福，但有一个小问题。她每天早上都会早早醒来放屁，吵醒她的丈夫。结婚几个月后，丈夫终于说道：“你必须停止这样。你再这样放屁，会把肠子都放出来的。”
情况毫无改变，丈夫决定采取行动。那天晚上，他在她的裤子里放了一些猪的碎肉。
第二天早上，她醒来后放了屁，然后迅速去了洗手间。漫长的两个小时后，她走出来说道：“亲爱的，你说得对，我确实把肠子放出来了。不过别担心，我成功把它们都塞回去了。”