Physics Saves Lives | 物理救人

English Original

At a pre-med university in St. Louis, students were required to take a challenging physics course. One day, while the professor was explaining a particularly complex concept, a student rudely interrupted: "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives," the professor replied curtly before resuming the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again, persisting: "So how does physics save lives?"

The professor responded, "It usually keeps idiots like you out of medical school."


中文翻译

在圣路易斯一所医学院预科大学,学生们必须修一门高难度的物理课。一天,教授正在讲解一个特别复杂的概念时,一名学生粗鲁地打断了他,问道:“我们为什么非要学这种东西?”

“为了救人。”教授简短地回答后,便继续讲课。

几分钟后,那名学生再次大声发问,坚持道:“那物理是怎么救人的呢?”

教授回答道:“它通常能把你这样的笨蛋挡在医学院门外。”

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