Author: You can't appreciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.
Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than any hen in this country.
作者：你无法欣赏它。你自己从未写过书。
朋友：是没写过，我也从未下过蛋，但我比这个国家的任何一只母鸡都更擅长评判煎蛋卷。
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