I Never Laid an Egg | 我从未下过蛋

English Original

Author: You can't appreciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.

Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than any hen in this country.


中文翻译

作者:你无法欣赏它。你自己从未写过书。

朋友:是没写过,我也从未下过蛋,但我比这个国家的任何一只母鸡都更擅长评判煎蛋卷。

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