English Original
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
- You've ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You've ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- You've ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
- You've ever used the Force to get another beer to avoid waiting for a commercial.
- You've ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
- Your father has ever said, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
- You've had your R2 unit use its electro-shock to light the barbecue grill.
- You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
- You've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes.
- The doors of your X-wing are welded shut, forcing you to enter through the window.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You suggested outfitting the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
- You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels in the cantina scene.
- If you hear... "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."
中文翻译
如果你符合以下情况，那你可能是个“红脖子”绝地武士...
- 你听过这句话：“愿原力与你们同在。”（注：用了南方口音的“y'all”）
- 你的绝地长袍是迷彩的。
- 你曾用光剑开过一瓶百威淡啤。
- 你的X翼战机至少有一个机翼是底漆色的。
- 你能轻松描述伊沃克人（Ewok）的味道。
- 你的院子里曾用砖块垫着一辆陆地飞车（Landspeeder）。
- 在达戈巴（Dagobah）星球上最糟糕的事就是那些该死的蚊子。
- 伍基人（Wookiee）都被你的体味给熏着了。
- 你曾用原力给自己再拿一瓶啤酒，就为了不等广告。
- 你曾把原力用在钓鱼或打保龄球上。
- 你老爸对你说过：“嘿，儿子，投奔黑暗面吧……那可带劲了。”
- 你让R2机器人用它的自卫电击装置来点烧烤炉。
- 你的陆地飞车引擎盖上喷着南方邦联旗。
- 你曾幻想过莱娅公主穿着超短热裤（Daisy Dukes）。
- 你的X翼战机舱门被焊死了，你得从窗户爬进去。
- 虽然你不得不干掉他，但你觉得赫特人贾巴（Jabba the Hutt）对付女人很有一套。
- 你有个表亲长得特像楚巴卡（Chewbacca）。
- 你建议给千年隼号（Millennium Falcon）装个红木甲板。
- 在酒馆（Cantina）场景里，你是唯一一个喝杰克丹尼威士忌的人。
- 如果你听到的是……“卢克，我是你父亲……也是你叔叔。”