A 40-year-old man is driving home from work. He pulls into his driveway, walks up to his apartment, and sees his girlfriend with her bags packed.
He says, "Honey, why are you leaving me?"
She says, "Because I heard you're a pedophile!"
He responds, "Pedophile?... That's a pretty big word for a 10-year-old, don't you think?"
一位40岁的男子下班开车回家。他把车开进车道，走到公寓门口，看到他的女朋友已经收拾好了行李。
他说：“亲爱的，你为什么要离开我？”
她说：“因为我听说你是个恋童癖！”
他回应道：“恋童癖？……对于一个10岁的孩子来说，这个词儿有点太大了，你不觉得吗？”
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