Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
护士：手术后你感觉怎样？
病人：感觉很好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
护士：怪不得给你做手术的医生刚才在到处找他的手表。
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