English Original
A psychology professor was addressing his new class on the first day. He stood before the students and asked, "Would everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up?"
After a moment of silence, a young man rose to his feet.
"Well, good morning," the professor said. "So, you actually think you're a moron?"
The student replied, "No, sir. I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
中文翻译
开学第一天，一位心理学教授正在对他的新生讲话。他站在学生们面前问道："认为自己很傻的同学，请站起来好吗？"
一阵沉默之后，一位年轻人站了起来。
"哦，早上好，"教授说。"这么说，你真的认为自己是个傻瓜？"
学生回答道："不，先生。我只是不忍心看到您一个人孤零零地站在那里。"