One day, a little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
一天，一个小女孩放学回家，对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天在学校，我因为一件我没做过的事受到了惩罚。”
妈妈激动地说：“那太糟糕了！我要和你的老师谈谈这件事！对了，你没做的那件事是什么？”
小女孩回答说：“我的家庭作业。”
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