English Original
A child custody case was heard in court. The judge, finding both parents fit, struggled to decide who should be granted full custody.
He turned to the little boy and asked, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No," the boy replied.
"Why not?" inquired the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge then said, "Alright, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh no!" cried the boy. "He beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asked, "Well, who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the New York Knicks!" the boy exclaimed.
"Why?" asked the judge.
"Because they never beat anybody."
中文翻译
一场儿童监护权案件正在法庭审理。法官认为父母双方都适合抚养孩子，因此难以决定将完全监护权判给谁。
他转向小男孩问道："你想和妈妈一起生活吗？"
"不想，"男孩回答。
"为什么不想？"法官询问。
"因为她打我。"
法官于是说："好吧，那你就去和爸爸一起生活。"
"哦，不！"男孩喊道。"他也打我。"
法官愣住了，问道："那么，你想和谁一起生活呢？"
"我想和纽约尼克斯队一起生活！"男孩大声说。
"为什么？"法官问。
"因为他们从不打败任何人。"