English Original
A woman who is two months pregnant asks her doctor, "When will my baby move?"
The doctor replies, "With any luck, right after he finishes college."
中文翻译
一位怀孕两个月的女士问她的医生：“我的宝宝什么时候会动？”
医生回答道：“运气好的话，在他大学毕业之后。”
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