English Original
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia.
Suddenly, the one at the rear reached out with his tongue and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him.
The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again.
The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue.
The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, and angrily hissed, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
中文翻译
两只老虎正在亚洲的丛林中潜行。
突然，后面那只老虎伸出舌头，舔了前面那只老虎的屁股。
受惊的前虎转过身来说：“别这样。”后虎道了歉，它们继续前行。
大约五分钟后，同样的事情又发生了。
前虎转过身来，低吼道：“我说了住手。”后虎再次道歉，它们继续前进。
又过了五分钟，前虎再次感觉到了那不受欢迎的舌头。
前虎转过身，恶狠狠地瞪着后虎，愤怒地嘶声道：“你到底怎么回事？”
后虎回答说：“对不起，我真的不是有意冒犯你。但我刚吃了一个律师，正试图把嘴里的味道弄掉！”