English Original
A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender objects, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," the man replies. "This is no ordinary dog; he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The man places the dog on a stool and begins his test:
"What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Get out of here before I belt you!"
Once outside, the dog turns to the man and asks, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
中文翻译
一名男子带着他的狗走进一家酒吧。酒保反对道：“你不能把狗带进来。”
“你不明白，”男子回答。“这不是普通的狗，它会说话。”
“听着，伙计，”酒保说。“如果那狗真会说话，我给你一百块钱。”
男子把狗放在凳子上，开始测试：
“房子顶上是什么？”
“屋顶（Roof）！”
“对。那树的外面是什么？”
“树皮（Bark）！”
“史上最伟大的棒球运动员是谁？”
“鲁斯（Ruth）！”
“我想你听得够清楚了，”男子说。“那一百块给我二十面额的就行。”
酒保勃然大怒。“在我揍你之前，赶紧滚出去！”
一到街上，狗就转向男子问道：“你觉得我是不是该说‘迪马乔’？”