Two friends were talking about work. One asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
The other replied, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
两个朋友正在谈论工作。其中一个问道：“嘿，领班为什么把你开除了？”
另一个答道：“唉，你知道领班总是站在旁边看别人干活。我的领班嫉妒了，因为别人开始以为我才是领班。”
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