English Original
A new primary school teacher begins her first day by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.
The first child says, "My name is Mary Johnson."
"Thank you, Mary," says the teacher.
The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."
"Thank you, Sam."
The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."
The teacher is horrified and tells Johnny such language is not allowed. He insists, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check with the fifth grade where my brother is."
So the teacher goes to the fifth-grade class and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"
A boy at the back stands up and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"
中文翻译
一位新小学老师第一天上课，她让学生们站起来做自我介绍。
第一个孩子说：“我叫玛丽·约翰逊。”
老师说：“谢谢你，玛丽。”
第二个学生说：“我叫山姆·史密斯。”
“谢谢你，山姆。”
第三个学生说：“我叫约翰尼·法克豪尔。”
老师大惊失色，告诉约翰尼这种语言是不允许的。他坚持道：“真的，我就叫约翰尼·法克豪尔。不信你去五年级找我哥哥问问。”
于是老师走到五年级教室，问道：“你们班有个叫法克豪尔的吗？”
教室后排一个男孩站起来说：“见鬼，当然没有！我们这儿连午睡时间都没有！”