English Original
10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:
- The monitor is up on blocks.
- Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
- The six front keys have rotted out.
- The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them.
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- The password is BUBBA.
- There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
- There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
- The keyboard is camouflaged.
- And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'.
中文翻译
判断红脖子是否用过电脑的10种方法：
- 显示器被垫在砖块上。
- 发出的传真上有烟草污渍。
- 前面六个按键已经烂掉了。
- 多余的内存插槽里塞着道奇卡车的零件。
- 数字小键盘的数字只到6。
- 密码是“BUBBA”。
- 主机上装着一个枪架。
- 光驱里放着一罐Skoal牌嚼烟。
- 键盘是迷彩的。
- 而判断一个红脖子是否用过电脑的最佳方法是……他把鼠标叫做“小动物”。